Thursday, March 5, 2009

News Flash! Guests Ordered to ‘Take it off’

The White Cockatoo resort at Mossman in Australia, is probably the only place on the planet where you can call the police because a guest refuses to get naked.

March is ‘swinger history month’ at the nudist colony, after all, so show some respect. Not only that, but we need to “boost sagging tourism figures,” a Cockatoo spokesperson said.

Apparently, a man and his wife from Brisbane, just went there to gawk. Some of the other guests, who were participating in the March Madness party didn’t like that and felt that if they wanted to loiter about, they had to get naked.

Four naked guests staged a protest and a small riot broke out. The fully clothed Brisbanians were evicted from the premises.

"They felt uncomfortable with him eyeing them off and I asked him to show some respect and take his clothes off," said the nudist colony manager.

"He then threatened to bash me, there was some argy-bargy and I ordered him off the premises and police were called."

The 911 dispatcher was a bit confused, so they sent several patrol cars to control the riot and the dressed guests.

News Source Australia

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