Sunday, March 1, 2009
Giant Ta-Tas Sculpture Bobbles Through China
Sculpture artist, Shu Yong, fully appreciates a woman's body as a natural masterpiece of fine art. To show his respect for silicon-free boobs, he has created these Ta-Tas and has taken them on a bobble tour through the streets of Qingyuan, in China's Guangdong province, on an ox-pulled float. Needless to say, the sculptured breasts have attracted large crowds.
He hopes that women will view his art and understand they don't need plastic to achieve beauty. Beauty is in the natural scheme of things.
“The sculpture was previously featured in an exhibit in Beijing that aimed to increase appreciation for natural curves in a country where plastic surgery is booming,” reported Metro in the UK.
It is not clear what type of material he used to create the huge bobbling breasts. However, he used this equation to achieve the proper bounce:
b = vt
• b is the bounce
• v is the velocity
• t is the terrain
• vt is v times t
Opponents quote Confucius, "With coarse rice to eat, with water to drink, and my crooked arm for a pillow - is not joy to be found therein? Riches and honors acquired through unrighteousness are to me as the floating clouds."
Of course, the unrighteous will all be watching the giant floating clouds on the float, while drinking a six-pack.