Old People Rock!

Did you ever think that a 107 year old woman would be looking to marry for the first time?

Well, it’s true. In Beijing, China, this week, it was reported that 107 year old Wang Guiying is looking for a centenarian husband.

"I'm already 107 and I still haven't got married," she told the Chongqing Commercial Times. "What will happen if I don't hurry up and find a husband?"

She has been living with her nephew in Chongqing and has had other nephews and nieces taking care of her, but she worries that they are getting too old, as the youngest is 60 years old already.

Insiders claim that a tip off to how old they are getting is when Wang registered at Victoria's Secret for Sexy Little Things®, and got flannel flap pajamas from her neices.

When asked why she never married before, Wang blamed the domestic abuse in her culture. "Getting married was too frightening," she said of a culture where Chinese women had very few rights and not much social standing. Plus, she likes the natural size of her feet and didn't like the idea of wrapping them and hobbling around until they shrunk down to a perfect size 3, as desired by most Chinese men with foot fetishes.

She moved away from the city when she was young and worked on a farm until she was 74 years old. She retired without a Rand McNally surrounding her navel, wearing a size 6 Nike.

Local officials are helping Wang search for a groom in her age group, because they think old people rock!


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