Police in Duluth, MN, are seeking a perpetrator, who has been sneaking into gyms and sports facilities to slash exercise balls.
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The man has been on a local wanted list since May 2009. Police know who he is, since he was arrested once before for similar crimes.
The last time he was brought before a magistrate, he told police that “he slashed the rubber balls to satisfy a sexual urge.”
Insiders claim that he is unusually attracted to inflatable exercise devices.
He hired Denny Crane from “Boston Legal” as his attorney when he found out that Denny won a similar case defending a guy, who got off pinching hostas.