Zoiks Online, one of the most popular humor magazines on the web has reviewed Sitting on Cold Porcelain.
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Sitting on Cold Porcelain makes an ideal stocking stuffer for that hard-to-buy-for person on your Christmas list. You know, the practical joker, who has been disrupting your world. It has gotten 5-star reviews at Amazon.com and it is offered at a great price:
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Buy one for yourself, as well. It will provide you with hours of entertainment either on the john or the couch.
As some of you know, in order to support my writing habit, I have been working as a lifeguard for the local Country Club. The tips have been low due to our current economic downturn. All of our wealthy customers have been parking their own cars lately and bringing their own booze as well.
One of my lifeguard co-workers is so unnerved by the tip situation, he decided to get even: