Thursday, June 18, 2009

PETA Accuses Obama of War Crime

The group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) wants our President to demonstrate a more humane attitude towards flies, the next time one bothers him while he is on the job as a public servant.

Apparently, they were appalled when Obama killed a fly during a television interview this week.

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PETA suggested deporting any future White House flies to Guantanamo Bay, as it is closed and would be a safe haven for these insects. Besides, they find it horrendous to think that any American would actually kill a fly, who might also be that missing fellow from New York, Jeff Goldblum. You remember him, a fly got into his Telepod. Anyway, he flew off sometime around 1988 or 1989 and hasn’t been seen since. PETA has also been looking for heirs.

PETA cited that the flies serve a useful purpose and there is also a place for all their asses in Austin, TX, where they are used to control fire ants. It also suggested that the President of the United States, as well as the companies that own crop dusters and trucks used to control flies and mosquitoes should be charged with inhumane war crimes.

1 comment:

SherryTex said...

There once was Obama
He swatted a fly.
How the Media did sigh
when he swatted that fly.
It made PETA cry.

The President Obama
He swatted a spider...

I'd hate to think what they'd do if the man caught a mouse in the White House.