Sunday, April 19, 2009

The Art of Self Defense - Root Cause Analysis?

It was an off-night at a beauty salon in Kaluga, Russia, when an armed robber entered the salon and attempted to rob customers and the owner. However, the 28-year-old owner happened to have a black belt in martial arts and she also had a bottle of Viagra.

She quickly disarmed the man and bound him with an electrical cord from a hair dryer. This is where the Warren Beatty film “Shampoo” leaves off and a modern remake of “Sex Slave” takes over.

According to police, the owner allegedly gagged the man and handcuffed him to a radiator for 48 hours in the back room. She then forced him to consume some Viagra and had her way with him multiple times.

She held him against his will like that for two days, seriously injuring his genitals.

He claims that she violated him in between giving permanents and hair coloring jobs out front and is not sure if she washed her hands or not. His wallet was also missing.

The website says “the man filed a complaint asking for the hairdresser to be brought up on charges for ‘actions of a sexual nature.’ The hairdresser filed a complaint seeking armed robbery charges against the robber.”

"I don't know what's going to happen now," quoted a police source as saying. "We could put both of them behind bars: him for robbery, her for rape and assault."

Upon hearing about this story, two American patrolmen decided to do some root cause analysis:

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