Saturday, October 9, 2010

Getting Naked in Illinios

If you have spent a lot of time convincing people to get out and vote during major elections, you will love this!

The State of Illinois has changed its voting law, You can now vote at home and mail in your ballot. There are drawbacks, of course. This holds true for both voters and tabulators. I would not want to be a tabulator, unless I was also writing an essay on weird submissions and political gifts.

It’s not easy qualifying as a candidate in Illinois either. The number of signatures required to get placed on the ballot is discriminatory. Republican, Democrat, and Green Party candidates require fewer signatures than those running as Independent or New Party.

Independents running for Supreme and Appelate Court or Circuit Court Judge need signatures from practically all of Michael “Big Mike” Sarno’s fan club to qualify.

Then there is the problem of getting voters. Remember dangling Chads?

Whaddayagonnado, right?

In an ingenious strategy maneuver, the State Board of Elections, with the assistance of MPAC Chairman and business model, Ron Jeremy, has released this new video to encourage people to vote:

4 comments:

Dawn @Lighten Up! said...

I'll vote naked, Rosie! You know I'm crazy like that...

Rose A. Valenta said...

Dawn, Lol! You've been my favorite Ermie ever since you gave E.B. the Miller Lite at EBWW 2010.

Marti said...

I submitted this to Digg :-)

Is the Ron Jeremy they are talking about the same one who was a porn star back in the 70's or 80's? Cause I didn't see him :-(

Rose A. Valenta said...

Yes, but he is not in the film. Like everything else that succumbs to gravity over time...