Photo Credit: NY Daily News. Is Rush a Kagan Wannabe?
This was the topic of conversation with my Uncle Harry today, other than the NSA, IRS and the economy - Rush is jealous of Elena Kagan. Rush nearly went ballistic over her nomination in 2010 and has been bashing the establishment ever since. If I were to guess, I'd estimate conservatively that he has earned over $50 million bashing President Obama alone - no other skills or talent.
My Uncle Harry came over for dinner tonight and we spent a delightful time bashing Limbaugh.
“Think about it,” Uncle Harry said. “Why else would a Southeast Missouri State University dropout criticize a former Dean of Harvard Law School, with such a complete lack of respect? He’s jealous. He has an issue with women, been married four times - he's jealous!”
“Okay,” I answered, “But, you do know that respect has never been one of his virtues.”
“He wants to have a sex change operation to run for office.” Harry said.
“Harry, he doesn’t need a sex change operation to run for political office.”
“He does now,” Harry responded. “He is so obviously jealous of Kagan. Either that, or the pilonidal abscess that earned him his 4F has gone to his brain.”
“Listen, Harry, I really think he’s afraid that she’ll have his radical radio show canceled.” I said. “Remember the article she published back in 1991 about hate speeches? She wrote that while he was playing around with his ‘DittoCam.’
"What color shirt was he wearing?"
"His soul color, black, with the top two buttons open trying to look cool."
“She wrote ‘Regulation of Hate Speech and Pornography After R.A.V.’ He mused. “I forgot about that. She even won awards for her law reviews."
“Right, when did Rush ever do anything scholarly?”
“He played the part of ‘Scarecrow’ in The Wizard of Oz once?” He asked.
“Not even ‘Tin Man,” I laughed.
“What’s R. A. V. anyways?” He asked.
“It’s the way the teenager in ‘R.A.V. vs City of St. Paul’ was identified in the court system. They didn’t divulge the kid’s real name because he committed a hate crime.”
“Rush always uses his big mouth to burn bridges. He's a radical with a mic.”
"Maybe he wants to be on the 2016 ticket with The Donald. Both of them claim they know how to save the country. Quick, Harry, take look at the pot calling the kettle "fat” on YouTube: